Professional BusinessWomen of California Conference: The Next Genderation #women
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have dinner with Keith Richards and Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones and other guests at the restaurant Ago in West Hollywood
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Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Real Housewives of Disney
“Here comes midnight, bitch!”
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cosmo tip #692
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
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Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
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